AUNTIE
ROAST
Judging you. For your own good.
Hold the button, vent out loud, and a voice AI auntie roasts you back with tough love you can actually use.
Hold the red button. She has opinions.
How it works
Complain out loud. She talks back.
STEP 1Hold to talk
Vent about coworkers, exes, landlords. She’s heard worse.
STEP 2She listens
Every excuse, every “but technically.” Nothing gets past her.
STEP 3She roasts back
Out loud, in her own voice. Tough love, side of soup.
Meet Auntie
She has a face for everything.
When you ask to split the bill on Venmo.
When you’re too busy to visit.
When you whisper your excuses.
When you finally pay her back.
When you leave without a jacket.
When you explain your crypto portfolio.
When you bring the new boyfriend home.
When you actually take her advice.
Questions
Auntie answers.
Is she actually mean?
Only as mean as you ask. On Gentle she’s a hug with opinions. On Burnt, she says what your friends are too polite to say.
What can I complain about?
Anything: work, dating, family, money, the neighbour’s leaf blower. She has a take on all of it.
Do I have to type?
No. Hold the button and talk. She answers out loud, and the chat stays so you can reread the good parts.
When can I get it?
Soon, on iPhone. Join the waitlist and you’ll hear the day she lands on the App Store.
Auntie is waiting.
Don’t make her call twice. Be first to know when she lands on iPhone.
